The worst thing about Portland are the cakes

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I am so real right now. I’ve tried every place that sells whole cakes in downtown and Portland proper and not one holds a birthday candle to a fucking $30 Whole Foods cake or a $7 box of Rubicon cupcakes.

I’m begging you to cream your sugar without cumming in it, besties. ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

P.s. if anyone wants to start their own bakery, I will help you. Message me. Please.