Reality is a Lie, Unleash Abominations Upon the World

So... It may be hard to tell based on the title of this post, but I am a firm believer that WoD deserves to have some FUN.

Is it stupid and completely disregards the theme of a splat or all of WoD? Make it.

You have a shard of the One in your soul, use it to create some wacky stuff.

Basically, I just want to hear about the wildest things people have made that clash either mechanically or thematically.

I'll go first, I am currently making a full system to give Wraiths Mage: the Awakening/Ars Magica style magic. Because I was bored.