Nobody cares - wasting a life on AI slop and thinking the FBI give a shit

Imagine this, you’re delusional and think you’re making a breakthrough in AI despite not even being part of a team that has made it.

You post relentlessly, jerking yourself off, using your own name as the project’s key wording. You cry when people disagree with you, you filter everything through AI just so you feel wanted… And then something amazing happens.

Nothing. Yep, nothing. And that keeps happening week after week, year after year.

Next thing you know, everyone has distanced themselves from you, nobody even wants to read your posts… even your biggest critics find you boring.

You decide to stop, no, you carry on. Like the insane moron you are, you keep it up and the AI strokes your ego for years.

Finally, when you’re old, your youth has gone and you are on the edge of death… You look around your hospital bed, nobody. Nobody is there to say goodbye because you never realised that your obsession with AI and writing narcissistic rants about how amazing your work is meant nothing.

You draw your last breath. You’re forgotten immediately.

Moral of this story? When you are so into a project that nobody cares about and you actually have no real skills in… Just fucking get over yourself. It’s not worth it.

Posted Jun 8, 2026, 4:46 AM UTC

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