[F4M] Your wife is a method actress. Yes, even in bed.

Some actors act. Others transform.

I don't believe in half measures. I know how jarring it can be. Can you honestly watch any movie with Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise in it anymore and not see the actors? For true immersion, for allowing true suspension, I need to kill myself and be only the character. No matter the sacrifice.

So what if people snigger behind my back and call me Kirk-ette Lazarus? So what if I'm a notorious recluse who has never given an out-of-character interview? I go out there and I leave a piece of my soul in every take. The fans and the Academy agree.

But, of course, there are barriers. Like Kristen Dunst said, "What? Am I gonna be [method acting] with my kids when I come home? Speaking in an accent? I can't do that. It seems like something only men can afford to do."

Yes. That's exactly what I'm going to do. I'm going to come home in full makeup and costume. I'm going to do an accent. I'm going to limp, hobble, stammer, stutter, crouch for cover, suck, fuck, chew, blow and cum in my fucking character

And you just need to deal with it.

I love the idea of you being both my manager and my partner, so you're the one who comes to me with these role offers. We plan them out together to decide if they'll be interesting and good for my career, and if I like the screen test, that's who I will be for the next few weeks, as I discover this character. All my kinks and limits and behaviours and predilections will be informed by the character.

Think you can handle this crazy?