Application Form for Friendship (Positions Open)

Hello people,

I'm 18 and currently accepting friendship applications from fellow humans aged 17–19.

Requirements:

Be alive (preferred)

1. Have at least 3 functioning brain cells

2. Be capable of holding a conversation that lasts longer than "hii"

About me:

1. 18M

2. Into chess, reading, storytelling, and random discussions about life

3. Can be funny sometimes (source: trust me bro)

Benefits of friendship include:

1. Memes

2. Random conversations

3. Occasional life advice that may or may not be useful

4. Someone to complain about life with

If you're around 17–19 and think we'd get along, feel free to DM or comment.

Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

Peace ✌️