Liberals, what are your favorite political jokes?

I am starting to like political jokes now and I will post one I made:

A Norwegian and a Soviet are arguing whether which country grocery stores are better.
Norwegian says, "My grocery stores are better! We have better food than everyone!"
Soviet says, "My grocery stores are for everyone! We make sure nobody starves on street!"
Angered, they agree to visit each others country to compare.
At first they go to Soviet Union and enter a grocery store.
Norwegian sees breadlines and almost no food on shelves.
Norwegian asks, "Why is there no food?"
Soviet says, "What do you mean? Government said there's never been more food here than ever"
They go to Norway and approach a grocery store where beside it are breadlines.
Soviet is surprised, but they enter grocery store before Soviet can comment on it.
Grocery store is filled with food but there are no people in grocery store.
Soviet checks food and there is no problem. Soviet checks price and sees it is unbearably expensive.
Soviet asks, "Why is food so expensive?"
Norwegian says, "What do you mean? Government said country has never been better"