Quantity, Judged by Kirby

Quality, Judged by one Anton Ego

And Health & Safety, Judged by Gordon Ramsey

The 3 tenets of any good chef. Any great chef can follow all 3 at once.

The Health & Safety chart doesn't really line up 1 to 1 with the Quality portion of the chart (imagine X&Y is top down, while the Health & Safety is a Z-axis viewed from the Quality side) but I decided to take a bit of creative liberty due to just not having enough proper space, and also the quality portion was done being judged by the very particular Anton, so if the food was "good" or not is mainly left up to Ramsey as a manner of taste, causing some shifting around the chart.

>!Breaking kayfabe for a moment, thank you all for the suggestions and for joining in on the voting process last time, which gave me a really funny joke chart with my previous Bitches Chart back on April Fools day, and gave me a very good meme project to work on in the meantime! When motivation springs again, I shall put out another vote in the future to see where the whims of putting things of charts puts us next!!<

>!Also I do apologize for the chart perhaps not lining up one to one with the kayfaybe of quality. Sometimes I put really good chefs closer to the center or left of center just because they aren't up to literally causing nostalgic childhood flashbacks, but still, I held onto the kayfaybe as long as I could when making the chart.!<

An interesting result is that *Kazuma Kiryu* is literally dead center of both charts, while our control variable, Columbo, is a bit left of center just due the worry of his shlubbiness coming off into the food, even if that shlubbiness might be an act.

I PRESENT: THE COOK CHART