34M Lets become good friends. Maybe.

My favorite person right now is this guy who is always complaining about how wet I am. Which he only knows cause he keeps touching me. Not like I bump into him. No. He enters my space and touches me and then says im wet. From sweat. Cause I'm working outside lifting thousands of lbs of food and stuff from volunteering. Helping grandmas and grandpas get their stuff into their vehicles. Im not randomly gross wet. Im wet from helping my neighbors.

This old lady does it too. People keep trying to go in for hugs, but my wetness is my secret weapon.

Uh. Im procrastinating work so ill wrap this up. Good fri end if I like you. Bad friend if I don't.

I like growth oriented people that are kind. Everyone else can stay in Narnia. Or whatever.