I know I'm late to the party, but...

https://preview.redd.it/8e6wnkdts46h1.jpg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33344f8585583bd928d40cafd251e9820e88c2bb

...as someone with OCD tendencies (still wiping down my groceries even though logically I know that's ridiculous), and also as someone who used to occasionally drink too much and make out with people (and give them shoulder rubs, so I guess it coulda been worse), I'm not sure these two things correlate. Just sayin'. The logic doesn't logic. 😜