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Let's see how this works out....

Hey there,

Thanks for taking a moment to read this to see if we are compatible. It seems like so many on here are looking for quick, easy flings, and that is not me. So if you continue reading this, just know I am looking for something more meaningful.

I want to connect with another married person. I'm not looking to change my situation or yours. If feelings happen BONUS. I miss the good morning beautiful texts, and the conversations you just don't want to end. If trading Pictures in the very beginning is a hard limit don't waist my time or yours. It's not all about physical attraction but I would hate to get into a good conversation and find out the attraction is not their. So if you have made it this far......

About me: I'm a 40 year old mom, wife, and nurse. I'm 5'5 and thicker than a snickers. There are pictures in my profile if you want a sneak peek. I love reading romance novels, having a glass of whiskey by a bonfire, blasting music with the windows down on the highway singing like I'm auditioning for American idol. I brush my teeth in the shower, and I like pineapple on pizza, yes I said it. I have more tattoos than I can count and I like my coffee iced, strong , and sweet. My favorite color is teal, and a scary movie and Chinese take out is my idea of the perfect date. I'm a T-shirt and shorts kinda girl. Simple but classy. 

About You: Married preferably. Just makes things easier. Between the ages of 35 and 45. Living in the good ol US of A,  In good shape but I don't mind a dad bod. As I said I am thicker than a snickers so if you're not into that your loss not mine. I love a bald head, a good beard, and tattoos. If you have all 3 I may fall in love, but one outta 3 ain't bad. Funny, I love to laugh. can hold a conversation. Nothing worse than one word texts all day uhh boring and I'll probably just block you lol. Just be a decent human being and no I don't wanna see your dick pics off rip. If that's what you are looking for I can give you some good sub reddit recommendations for your spank bank. 

Well if you have made it this far and are still awake let's see if we can connect. 

DISCLAIMER: PLEASE BE READY TO SHARE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF AND I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR. ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO MOVE TO TELEGRAM ONCE WE SEE IF WE VIBE. ALSO *****NOTABOT 

Posted Jun 8, 2026, 10:14 PM UTC

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