Advice on diluted drug test?
Hello! I hope this question is okay. I did skim the FAQ and found a detox guide, however I'm unsure if I'll be able to purchase the proper herbs to solve this...
I (26f) went in for my drug screening today. I am a pretty heavy smoker, usually only flower/herb a few times daily, I don't think I've used any type of vape/cartridge in over 2 months. I never use wax.
I stopped smoking May 3rd because my mom decided to surprise me by putting in an application at her job for me. It's for an Urgent Care Receptionist.
I ordered the Jazz Total Detox with Creatine and B2 from Amazon because a customer at my current job (smoke shop) told me it worked for weed.
I weigh about 200lbs and am 5'4. I decided to try just one 10 oz bottle since you needed to be 230lbs for 2.
Drank the bottle 90 minutes prior to the test and followed it with 40oz of water (just a little more than the instructions recommended)
I peed 3 times before the test. When I peed for the test, it was crystal clear.. obviously i was informed that wouldn't work and would be considered "diluted". So i had to drink some juice, eat a snack, and wait to try again in a little bit.
1.5 hours later and after another pee (5th pee), I went back to test again. It was the palest yellow(6th pee). The nurse decided to try to test it anyway. Got a call a couple hours later saying that it didn't work, so I have to return tomorrow for another test.
Does anyone have advice on how I can prevent the dilution?
I was thinking maybe replacing the water with juice or something..
Also if there's a better subreddit to post this in, please let me know!
Posted Jun 8, 2026, 10:22 PM UTC