I would like to formally apologize to Torkoal

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This morning, I woke up to an official warning in my inbox from the Reddit admin team (not subreddit mods!) for "engaging in harassment". It turns out my offending comment was one where I called Torkoal a "whiny little b*tch" and mocked his accent for saying "it's bUmPY. i'm tiIIeRed".

Torkoal, I apologize for tone policing you. You had just been woken from a however-long slumber to find the world in ruins, all the humans gone, and some weird Ditto trying to explain everything. You just wanted an easier path to the Pokémon Center. It did not take me long to help you and you were very grateful, then I dissed you behind your back on here (since you are illiterate and can't read). I am genuinely sorry. You are more than a warm body to "make me some f*cking bricks". I am going to make your habitat so awesome. I'm going to make you some mushroom soup with a crushed-berry salad on the side. Reddit please don't ban me lol

Posted Jun 8, 2026, 10:22 PM UTC

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