BREAKING: United States Declares War on Rabies

"Rabies needs to be eradicated", said the chief officer of Washington, D.C. today. The now military-run government decided as of June 9th at 11:23 pm that the U.S. were formally 'declaring war' on Rabies, and would perform the necessary action to eliminate the disease 'militarily'. Multiple major cities across the country have been bombed already, including New York City, Boston, Miami and San Francisco. Officials in the area believe the operation has seen success, and that rabies was actively 'running away scared' and that the thousands of deaths caused by the bombings were a 'necessary sacrifice' to 'destroy rabies forever'. Sanity questioned.