Mac would have a Power because as a Christian he would want the protection of an angel and to be on God's side. Also Powers are the most "badass" of the divine race visually. He would have Ares as a reference to his karate as the term "martial arts" comes from Mars, Ares's roman counterpart. Lastly Sun Wukong is there because he acts as a bodyguard of Xuanzang in Journey to the West and has a similar bravado to Mac exemplified by when he names himself Qitian Dasheng (meaning Great Sage Equal to Heaven). I also think it's fitting that Mac would only have demons that focus on physical damage and no one to cast magic, heal, or buff the party.

Charlie would have Dionysus. The drunken and madness aspect of him is fitting as Charlie has the highest alcohol tolerance of the gang as seen in The Gang Beats Bogs and regularly does inhalants and drinks paint. Dionysus is also a patron of theatre and Charlie is the most musically gifted of the gang and wrote The Nightman Cometh. Vidofnir is a bird - and Charlie knows a lot about bird law - that represents the sun and rebirth. This ties in to the song Dayman, and I think Charlie would like having a mythical beast representing the sun to protect him from Uncle Jack. Horus could work too, but I don't think Charlie would be smart enough to fuse a demon of the Deity race. Of course he would have a Ghoul because he was going to list ghouls as his interest on his dating profile.

Dennis would obviously have Thor so he can come down on people like the hammer of Thor! The thunder of his vengeance will echo through the corridors like the gust of a thousand winds! He would also have Apollo because the two of them have a lot in common. They are both bastard children, coming from Bruce Mathis and Barbara and Zeus and Leto respectively. They are both musicians; Dennis sings and Apollo plays the lyre. Dennis also co-wrote Dayman with Charlie which I feel is relevant. They have homoerotic relationships with Mac and Hyacinthus. And neither of them respect consent (Dennis records his hookups and Apollo pursued Daphne). Apollo was also worshipped as a god of light and the sun after being conflated with Helios, that sounds like a golden god to me. Lastly, I he would have Hypnos to sic on women who say no. But they're not gonna say no... because of the implication.

I think Dee would select her demons to make a girl-squad akin to Sex And The City like how she wanted to do in Who Pooped The Bed?. Idun is chosen because Atlus designed her with a pop-star motif and Dee would want to hang around her in the hopes of becoming famous by association. Hariti was a child-eating demon who became a protector of children and mothers after the temporary loss of her own child and meeting Buddha. Dee says "I will eat your babies, bitch" in the episode Hundred Dollar Baby and had a kid, though she never got better at controlling her anger. Dee would have Hariti because she's pretty but not pretty enough to significantly upstage her. Dee would have Lilim because her crew needs a sexy one. It just feels like Lilim fits on the team. Who in the team corresponds to the women of Sex and the City I can't say because I haven't seen the show.

Lastly, Frank. He was the hardest to make a team for. Tzalolteotl is the aztec goddess of sex, sin, adulterers, and purification. She was thought to purify wrongdoers by eating their sins. Frank, as someone who loves trash, poop, and banging whores, could probably use the cleansing. Moloch was chosen in reference to the soup he admits to making in the episode Making Dennis Reynolds A Murderer. He was feeding factory workers the corpses of coworkers to cut costs. This human sacrifice is reminiscent of sacrifice to Moloch. If Frank were to form a contract with Moloch I can see it as being one of those times where a demon contacts a human with a similar ideology like Pazuzu in Devil Summoner or the Reason gods in Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. This irony would probably be lost on Frank though, he was the guy to make the 4F flag. The last demon that I think Frank would use is Belphegor, another toilet demon. Belphegor is the demon of sloth that gives humans ideas for inventions so they can become rich and spend all their time lazing about as rich people can do. Frank is always searching for new ways to make money and indulge in demented sex, so I think he would try to enlist the help of Belphegor.

Well that's that. Thank you for reading this far! Tell me what you think.

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