My complete list of everything that sucks about the bunch of people I have come across on Reddit, in my opinion of course.

You suck if you

Reply "L + ratio" unironically Reply "L + ratio" ironically Don't know what it means and ask in the comments Write "this is the way" Still write "this is the way" in 2026 Have a political opinion Don't have a political opinion but comment anyway Post in r/relationship_advice Give advice in r/relationship_advice Read r/relationship_advice for entertainment Recognize yourself in an r/relationship_advice post Post in r/AITA Vote NTA every single time Vote YTA every single time Write "ESH but mostly you" Think AITA has gotten worse Think AITA has always been like this Use r/todayilearned to feel smart Already knew everything on r/todayilearned Post a TIL that isn't actually interesting Comment "TIL people post TILs like this" Are active in r/worldnews Avoid r/worldnews for your mental health and mention it Correct someone's grammar in a comment Make a grammar mistake in your correction Screenshot Reddit posts for Twitter Screenshot Twitter posts for Reddit Cross-post something and get yelled at Get mad about cross-posts Use Reddit to feel better about your life Use Reddit and feel worse about your life anyway Post in r/fitness in January Post in r/fitness in December judging January people Have before and after pictures Comment "what did you eat" on before and after pictures Debate strangers about movies Take film discourse personally Write "actually the book was better" Haven't read the book Post fan theories Shut down fan theories Are a "devil's advocate" Have ever typed the words "devil's advocate" Ask "genuine question" before saying something offensive Answer a "genuine question" genuinely and get ratio'd Write "I'll see myself out" Stay and keep commenting after saying that Post memes about your mental health Respond to mental health memes with "same bro" Overshare in a thread about something unrelated Tell someone they overshared Use Reddit as a diary Judge people who use Reddit as a diary Reply to a three year old comment Get a reply on a three year old comment and feel seen Write "came for the comments, was not disappointed" Are one of the comments they came for Post "is this normal?" about something extremely normal Post "is this normal?" about something extremely not normal Have a 20,000 word comment history on one fandom subreddit Left that fandom two years ago but still lurk Gatekeep a hobby subreddit Let absolutely anyone in and then complain about quality Write "this sub has really gone downhill" Have been writing that since 2018 Upvote everything on the front page Downvote everything on the front page out of principle Have opinions about subreddit rules Have never read a subreddit's rules Report comments for fun Never report anything and then complain about moderation Post "unprompted life update" threads Read every single one of them Like r/art Don't like r/art Post in r/memes Never post in r/memes but still judge people who do Are obsessed with karma Don't care about karma at all and mention it constantly Use Reddit on mobile Use Reddit on desktop and complain about the app Still use old Reddit Switched to new Reddit without complaining about it Enjoy AI-generated content Hate AI-generated content and won't shut up about it Support LGBTQ+ Don't support LGBTQ+ Are a mod Have ever complained about mods Post long rants Only comment "this" Write "came here to say this" Downvote without explaining why Explain why you downvoted Use Reddit for news Trust Reddit for news Distrust Reddit for news but still get your news from Reddit Award posts Think awards are pointless Repost things Call out reposts Are new to a subreddit Act like a veteran of a subreddit Post at 3am Post at peak hours for the algorithm Write "edit: thanks for the gold!" Write "edit: wow this blew up" Never edit your posts Delete your posts after they get attention Lurk for years without posting Post on day one of making an account Have strong opinions about font size Have no opinions about anything but still comment Use Reddit to validate your opinions Use Reddit to challenge your opinions and then get mad anyway Are a vegan who mentions it Are a meat eater who responds to vegans Post pet pictures Comment "more pet pics please" Post workout progress Comment "what's your routine?" and never follow up Are a developer who posts side projects Are a user who says "nobody asked" Give unsolicited life advice Ask for life advice and ignore all of it Write walls of text Write one-word replies Use bullet points in casual comments Never use punctuation in any comment ever Are in 47 subreddits but active in none Are extremely active in exactly one subreddit about something niche Take r/unpopularopinion seriously Post actually unpopular opinions there and get downvoted Post popular opinions there and get upvoted Argue in r/changemyview and never change your view Change your view in r/changemyview and get attacked for it Use reddit at work Pretend you don't use Reddit at work Have a throwaway for this Don't have a throwaway and regret it Sort by new Sort by top of all time and never engage with current posts Write "r/expectedsomething" Write "r/beetlejuicing" Write "username checks out" Write "underrated comment" Are the person whose comment was underrated Joined Reddit before 2012 and mention it Joined after 2020 and get told the site was better before Think the site was better before Think the site is fine now Your whole profile is filled with a disgusting inhumane and disgusting kink (extra points) You are a creep Reddit is your fetish inn You post things you see on other platforms on reddit to trash the said platform You post stuff you see on Reddit on other platforms to trash Reddit Aren't a mod Are an over-lord-mod Don't use reddit actively compared to other apps Use reddit actively instead of other apps Write gurl and other words that you can here through the text