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Your task: Write a Yelp-style review of a real Taskmaster task rated and written in the voice of one of the contestants who did it, without naming/giving away the task or the contestant. Others try to guess the task and/or contestant.

5/5 stars: Stunning waterfront location, very peaceful. I did have to remove my trousers fairly early on - unexpected but no one was too disgusted. Completely dry, dignity intact!