so me (27F) and my bf (29M) are both world of warcraft nerds, this is important context but you can probably understand the story without it. I'm a hobbyist cosplayer. He's a photographer so I've been dragging him to cosplay conventions for free photoshoots (I pay him with some va haha back at the hotel so don't worry. He's happy 👍)

I'm not saying which character he wants me to cosplay as full-time because he prowls this site and would know it's me if I did. Took a picture of my work lunch sammy for plausible deniability. He wants me to put on body paint EVERY DAY to be an elf woman with her mammaries out is all I will say. 

I'm the breadwinner in the house because my man likes being a malewife and cooking. I already told him I'm not gonna go to work painted blue with the sisters out on display NOR AM I GOING TO PAINT MYSELF EVERY DAY AFTER WORK IN THE CAR LIKE HE SUGGESTED AS A "COMPROMISE" (he wants me to do it in the car because otherwise the illusion would be broken if he sees his girlfriend coming home)

  
He asked if the body paint is the main reason I'm refusing and I said yeah pretty much. I CAUGHT HIM SLIPPING COLLOIDAL SILVER INTO MY MEALS EVERY DAY TO MAKE ME PERMANENTLY BLUE. 

Work lunchroom sandwich and a bag of lays I stole from my coworker

Boyfriend poisoning me because he wants me to cosplay his waifu 24/7