37 M4F #IN#midwest: Fit, fun, sarcastic dad who wants to be your daily Dop(amine) supplier. Got a kilo of laughs, couple grams of convo and banter, a brick of making you feel seen and enjoyed.

So do you want a hit? You are the sexy mom I see when I coach football, or attending other sporting events, or at the store. You work hard you show up for your family, so maybe you earned a hit of that dopamine.. i’m somewhere in the Midwest, so CST is preferred, but literally anywhere works it. The vibe is good enough. We can figure the rest out!

Who am I? Im a Black father, fit(5’10,210ish) dark skin,(quite literally can’t be your WHITE knight ), Married, not in ANY WAY miserable nor do I want that energy. Im no Bill from accounting that assumes after asking you what your favorite color is or your dream vacation that I get to ask you to show me your nipples. Nor am i Jack Mehoff from here who thinks “Hey”is enticing. lastly im not chad from school pick up, who thinks that by regurgitating things he reads in every Lady’s post is somehow attempting to connect. I feel everyone leaves some sort of physical descriptions, I’ll leave past descriptions of myself from others… Some Past chats have described me as a 14.6/10 ( on the reddit scale),Hot football dad, Super not ugly, great value Tyrese, “ you dont look like you belong here” and the most humble brag of all….a catfish!! So, come on down and see you can give me a new nickname !

You- A cutie with a booty, baddie with a fatty, draggin a wagon, you get it maybe you’re the sexy, HWP (no hate to bbw gang, just generally not my preference😊), soccer mom still gets double takes at the gym or store, loves to laugh, can get lost in conversation about the silliest things or the deepest things. Can deal with and ENJOY dark humor and constant sarcasm ( If you are politically correct, this aint you stop) OK with the fact that if we form a lasting connection, I’m gonna make it my sole mission to make you laugh, daily. We can figure out the rest as we go along.

Ps: just so I know you read this, please understand my app of preference is (rhymes with fapchat 👻)one Apparently I’m not allowed to mention Tell me your favorite beverage to drink while watching sports!? If you don’t answer this question, Pixar moms to the front of the line!