FBMP thinks my car is a medical device and I'm stuck. Can't repost, can't submit for review

So I was listing a car and I made a joke in the description. Something something "testosterone doubles when you step on it."

Facebook denied posting this listing due to violations of TOS because THEY THINK I'M SELLING A MEDICAL DEVICE. Ahh yes, the 1981 Chevy Corvette shaped medical device.

I wouldn't be too angry if this review submission system actually worked. When I try to request this for review, I literally can't. I press the "submit" button, it shows the loading icon for a bit, then it turns blue again wanting me to hit it again. I am completely unable to submit.

I try using meta AI and it tells me to do the same thing, even loads the submission window in the chat. Same thing, submission failed. I berated the AI to tell me what else to do instead of telling me to refresh 5 times over and I reported this as a problem via the "Report a Problem" tab.

I need to sell this car quickly since I really need the money, but I have a feeling this is going to take a long *** time. I tried reposting without the joke and some different pictures like it tells me to do but it marks it as a duplicate.

Has anyone else experienced this and found a workaround? Any advice on navigating the support system for a quick remedy?