Hello Reddit. Are you tired of messaging strangers and the conversation just sizzling because they can't hold a conversation? 42m.

Me too. But have no fear, because you're about to embark on an epic journey of thoughtful conversation with an actual adult. My Spotify is a weird sht show, but I'm positive we can vibe on something in there.

If you're starving for good history in your life, I'm an American Revolution junkie who can be peer pressured into Civil War chit chat.

If you love big dogs and enjoy hopping in the car and disappearing into the woods for a weekend, I'll be ready.

I'm also not looking for my person. I'm just looking to make a friend. I'm hoping it somehow turns into more than small talk after a few days. Where it goes from there is up to the universe.

I'm a bit of a casual flirt, but I'm also a very serious man. I have good credit, own a home, am single as a Pringle, and I don't want to invest more than I need to in someone who isn't equally serious about life. Age relative to mine only, and no, I will not buy your crypto coin.