My roommate annoying asl

How how tf u gonna wake up at the butt ass crack of dawn and then be on the phone on speaker? How tf the kitchen dirty asl after I mopped and swept that shit 3 days ago? What the actual FUCK did u put in the trash can to make it genuinely smell worse than a compost bin? Why tf u gotta open and close ur door 4 times in 10 mins? How tf the kitchen smells so bad that the diffuser I got is basically useless??? Why can't u put ur dishes in the cabinet? Why the hell did I find a dead roach/beetle on the ground in the kitchen? Why the fuck don't u have a loofa? Why tf is there enough food in ur fridge to feed a family of 5 but u don't have slippers? Why don't u fucking lock the door when u go outside?

Anyways......