29 [M4F] #London - New position open, apply by dm, benefits included

Hi

We have a brand new position opening up in our London branch. Please read the job description and apply within if interested.

Position: Discreet Companion (Part-time, evenings & occasional afternoons)

About hiring manager: 29, average build, dad bod kinda, handsome (he says), currently position is participant in dead bedroom. He is also brown and based in Tooting.

Location: London (hotels, cars, random parks, your place if the coast is clear)

Reports to: My wife’s work schedule

The role will require the utmost confidentiality and discretion. NDAs not required, but OpSec is non-negotiable. If you ever use my real name in a text, the position will be terminated immediately (and so will I).

The job includes:
Flexible hours that magically align with “working late” and “popping to the gym”

Regular performance reviews in boutique hotel beds

Generous expenses (drinks, Ubers, emergency lingerie replacements)

Zero meetings, zero PowerPoint, maximum physical activity

The occasional ego boost when I complain about my marriage (you don’t have to fix it, just look sympathetic while wearing very little)

Built-in thrill of potentially getting caught (adrenaline is part of the compensation package)

Key requirements:

Must be able to keep a straight face when I say “This is the last time”

Advanced skills in looking like you’re “just a friend” if we bump into anyone I know

Excellent stamina and even better texting game (read receipts off, delete thread after every conversation)

Bonus points if you’re the opposite of my wife in at least three noticeable ways (she is 5”1, petite, small bum, small tits)

Must not develop feelings (this is very important until it’s not)

What we offer:

The best sex of your life for approximately 4-6 weeks before the novelty wears off

Someone who will tell you you’re beautiful while actively lying to someone else

Zero long-term future (this is a feature, not a bug)

If you’re married too, even better, we can swap war stories between rounds.

Serious applicants only. Please send your application in the form of a tasteful but suggestive photo and your availability next week. Include added and ethnicity.