Weed saved me from becoming a cop

About 14 years ago I thought I wanted to be a cop. During the application process I was honest about the ONE time I have ever smoked weed at that point, in a state where it was legal, because silly me thought that honesty was the best policy to be come a cop.

They disqualified me and were terrible about it even when I tried to appeal. So now I'm a stoner because weed is awesome and ACAB