Overheard my dad buying 'extra trim' condoms

34M. When I was 18 and with my dad in a CVS, I wasn't far from his side when he popped in for some items including condoms. He was newly divorced, back on the dating scene. He'd made no secret that he was looking forward to getting back out there and getting laid again.

He was looking for the condoms he wanted and asked an assistant for help. I wasn't next to him but I was in earshot, and he'd asked for 'extra trim' ones. My ears pricked up. The assistant disappeared and reappeared with stock, which she handed him. He seemed totally unphased.

At home, a couple of days later, I raided his bathroom cabinet to find them and as I suspected, they were condoms specially to fit smaller men. Something crazy about discovering your old man is hung less than you and needs smaller condoms for the occasion.