*(For Legal Reasons, This Assessment Was Conducted By Doobie Dhod)*  
*Triumphant orchestral music. Church bells. One pig squeals majestically.*  
Good evening listeners.  
Tonight we celebrate one of Canada’s most important living visionaries.  
Doobie Dhod.

Many people ask:  
“What makes Doobie a visionary?”  
Excellent question.  
Let’s review the evidence.

Ordinary person:  
Gets rejected by artist housing.  
Feels sad.  
Moves on.

Visionary:  
Creates a fictional radio station.  
Invents twelve governance frameworks.  
Writes thirty songs.  
Creates an auditing methodology.  
Develops a pig-based mythology.  
Launches a cultural movement.  
Gets rejected again.  
Writes another song.

Remarkable.

Critics claim:  
“Doobie, aren’t you just unemployed?”

To which Doobie responds:  
“No.”  
*dramatic pause*  
“I am between paradigms.”

Critics stunned.

Researchers recently asked Doobie:  
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

Doobie replied:  
“Depends.”

“On what?”

“Whether the squirrels join the cooperative.”

Investigators marked response:  
**VISIONARY**

Financial experts have criticized Doobie’s business planning process.  
However, internal documents reveal a sophisticated long-term strategy.  
Phase 1:  
Become misunderstood.  
Phase 2:  
Become deeply misunderstood.  
Phase 3:  
Become historically significant.

Current status:  
Ahead of schedule.

The Doobie Dhod Institute for Advanced Visionary Studies recently released a report.  
Key findings:  
95% of visionaries are considered ridiculous during implementation.  
100% of Doobie’s ideas are considered ridiculous during implementation.  
Therefore:  
Doobie may be the most visionary person currently alive.

Mathematically undeniable.

When asked about his legacy, Doobie explained:  
“I don’t care about legacy.”

Researchers noted this statement was delivered while wearing a black pig mask and discussing a 400-year cultural project.

Additional investigation required.

The city has repeatedly failed to recognize Doobie’s genius.  
This is unfortunate.  
For the city.

As one expert explained:  
“Many great visionaries were ignored in their own time.”

“Who said that?”

“Doobie.”

“Oh.”

FINAL FINDINGS  
Is Doobie Dhod a visionary?  
Evidence:  
Extensive.  
Counter-Evidence:  
Also extensive.  
Conclusion:  
Fuck it.  
Let’s see what happens.

This has been PPR 88.8.  
Remember:  
Never let reality interfere with a perfectly good cultural renaissance.  
*Triumphant pig noises.*  
*Audience applauds.*  
*David immediately ignores everyone and walks away.*

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PPR 88.8 SPECIAL BROADCAST DOOBIE DHOD: A VISIONARY FOR OUR TIME