Why am I so F*CKING CLUMSY

Every single day I drop something, walk into things, trip over things, bruise myself, clatter about and make everyone jump out of their skin. Everyone hates me for it and I'm REALLYYYY starting to piss myself off too

I can literally just be standing still, holding my phone while I'm looking right at it and it just slips straight out of my hand and crashes onto the floor. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

I'll be walking and see some kind of obstacle ahead and think 'oop better not trip over that obstacle' AND I STILL BLOODY TRIP OVER IT! I HATE MYSELF