CRWV at 50 Billion Market Cap

Once upon a time, a mighty debt giant named CoreWeave grew a massive $12B mountain of revenue run rate.

But the Gemini wizards foretold a prophecy:

If CoreWeave could master his debts and grow his magic to $30B a year. They would gladly grant him a fair 5.0x multiple—lifting his kingdom to a glorious $150B valuation, happily ever after.