I'm a young Asian woman who loves high status white males

I'm a skinny 21 year old Chinese American college student with long black hair, narrow waist and wide hips and I have to admit: There's nothing I love more, than a high status white male. The higher his status, the wetter my sideways vagina gets.

White man in a suit? I get wet.

White man with a six figure income? I get wet.

White man with a seven figure income? I get wetter.

White man in an expensive car? I get wet.

White man with a PhD? I get wet.

White man who's a freemason? I get wet.

White man with a job that involves telling someone else what to do? I get wet.

White man who complains about how "busy" he is at his job? I get wet.

White man on the phone talking about some job-related stuff that clearly can't wait? I get wet.

White man on the golf course? I get wet.

White man with an expensive watch? I get wet.

White man on LinkedIn with a title like "Founder and CEO"? I get wet.

White man with a Wikipedia biography? I get wet.

White man with an au pair? I get wet.

White man with a noble title? I get wet.

The higher the noble title, the wetter I get. Baron? I get wet. Viscount? I get wetter. Duke? I get even wetter. A prince? You guessed it, I get EVEN wetter.

I wish I could be spit roasted by Donald Trump and King Charles.

I wish I could be fucked in my sideways vagina by the Prince of Wales. I wish I could be fucked in my sideways vagina in a giant gangbang by every man that ever attended the Bilderberg group.

Now, what really turns me off, are low status yellow males.

Whenever I see or think of a low status yellow male, I lose interest in sex.

Yellow male playing video games? My sideways vagina dries up.

Yellow male jerking off to porn? My sideways vagina dries up.

Yellow male getting bullied by other males in his class? My sideways vagina dries up.

Yellow male begging for spare change on the street? My sideways vagina dries up.

Yellow male being told what to do by his boss at work? My sideways vagina dries up.

Yellow male misses out on a promotion at work? My sideways vagina dries up.

Yellow male wears clothing with stains or holes in them because his mom doesn't buy him new clothing? My sideways vagina dries up.

You get the point, I don't want to elaborate more, because I'm already losing interest in sex just thinking about these disgusting low status yellow males.

No, please, I'm begging, please, if you are a high status white male, send me a DM. I'm actually pretty good looking, the white guys in my classes regularly flirt with me, but I'm only interested in very high status white males.

Please, help me get off. Prove to me that you are not like these disgusting low status yellow males, prove to me that you are a true high status white male. Maybe we can then take things from there, if you know what I mean...