Jopping Factory Analytical Report

annyeonghaseyo, chingeese.

as your union rep, I have the honor to present the analytical report on our output and quality of product. after over a year of activity from me and much longer as a lurking member, I can safely report:

jops made: 127 billion and counting
quality of cream soups: cocoloco
percentage of subtitles inspected: 100%
quality of subtitle inspection: 75%, needs improvement hours w🤢rked: 0
cleanliness and level of sanitation on factory floor: twinkle twinkle
mpreg: real
opportunities taken to praise jypapi, in a percentage: 105%
quality of jypapi praise: adequate
status of orphans: homeless
degrees bowed: 0°
ILLITeracy rate: 100%
plagiarism rate: 200%

our population statistics: 100% lebanese, 0% m3nz
99.9% joppers, 0.01% confused
50% you’re gnarly, 50% i’m not

union rep rating: 4/10

overall, the upper management team of bæsment inc. feels satisfied with the quality and quantity of our output.

thank you for over a year of laughs via posts, comments, and silly flairs. jopping has helped so many through tough times and will continue to do so, which we especially need since we’re all being fired and replaced by naevis effective immediately.