I need some lore accurate racism

Humour

(tagging as "humor" because i feel it fits the question the best)

Ok so, i'm writing stories set in Skyrim (not really for everyone but still trying to make a cohesive narrative and keep the fanfic to a minimum) and i need the help of any loremonger that would be willing to lend me a hand to find racist insults a Bosmer would yell at an Altmer and vice versa.

I know about the cannibalism and tree-hugging for the Bosmer but for the Altmer i got nothing besides callning her "Thalmor" (which is meh).
Essentially the scene i have in mind goes something like this:
Bosmer girl thinks Altmer girl is racist and proceeds to dump every racist insult she can on her, Altmer girl tries her best to defuse the situation, saying she is not racist and such, then gets pissed and proceeds to unload the Skyrim equivalent of the "Scotsman's 30 seconds insult" from Samurai Jack.

I hope i can get some help here, thanks in advance :D

Posted Jun 11, 2026, 10:36 PM UTC

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