"Introducing...Metal Midoriya!"

When Mei called him to the support lab, Midoriya was expecting a lot of things, an explosion, Mei slumped over a table due to lack of sleep, Mei coding a device while DDR, literally anything else, but not this, standing in front of him was a robot in his likeness.

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"Introducing...Metal Midoriya! Or Mechdoriya if you wanna get fancy with it."

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"While I'm not gonna cramp your skills, because this is a work of art, and I'm very flattered that you went through the detail of adding all the freckles, even ones I didn't know about, but why did you make this?"

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"Good question, I did it because I wanted to!"

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"Okay, didn't know what else I expected, and you called me for this why?"

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"Because our baby-"

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"Our?"

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"Yes our! Needs his father, and a power source, so all I'm asking for is one supercharged hair to turn onto a battery."

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"Tempting, but I need to be convinced, what're his features?"

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"Well, he stores quirk analysis in his system and loads them onto a server that I can give you access to."

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"Mhm, go on."

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"He has a built in katsudon maker."

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"Amazing."

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"Can turn villains into past tense."

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"Okay.."

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"Can wash clothes."

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"Mhm."

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"Also has a built in baby monitor for Eri."

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"Welp, I'm sold."

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"Great! Because that was only scratching the surface of he can do, I'd have gone on for hours!"

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"I can tell, you stopped breathing that entire time."