Doing the same thing and expecting different results is not the definition of insanity, it's the definition of Uber.

Long story short, I get an exclusive $18 shop and deliver. It's actually not that bad. but I reject it because the grocery store is in a mall with shit parking, and that particular store is horribly unorganized and has horribly unhelpful staff. Plus I'm driving to a Walmart on the other end of town to wait for orders there.

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A little while later it pops up on the trip radar, this time it's up to $20 dollars. I think about taking it for a second, but decide against it for the same reason as above, plus I am now further away from the store than I was originally was when I said no the first time. Two extra dollars doesn't tip the scales.

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Another little bit goes by and I'm sitting at Walmart, clear across town. The order pops up again as an exclusive, but it's back to $18.

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Fuck off Uber.

Posted Jun 11, 2026, 10:40 PM UTC

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