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[M4F] - Musings of a beta male...

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Fun fact: Did you know that it is theorized that the tip of the male penis has evolved that to the shape it is to displace and remove the sperm of other men. This means if you happen to be taking multiple creampies, the biggest cock that can deposit its cum the deepest inside you the one that has the best chance of breeding you. all the smaller penises can try as they might , but if they go before him then their cum would be scooped out, and if they went after him they have no chance of reaching the places he reached. So that leads us to the question, if a man can't reach your cervix, is he really worthy of you?

...Anyways, Hi! Im a guy looking to chat with girls who standards I don't meet. Instead of being down in the dumps about not being as good as I want to be, I developed a kink for it. Women who are open about being superficial and picky is what I'm looking for. A woman who is a slut for only the top cream of the crop of men, and think its funny how desperate the rest are for her but never get to have her.

So how do you like your simps? Maybe keep them in the friend-zone as a fall back for all your emotional need when you need a shoulder to cry on after getting your heart broken by Alpha cock again. Or maybe you would go so far as to date one, or even marry one, to have your lifestyle provided for. Of course all your physical needs would be met else where, whether it be behind his back, or gaslighting him into accepting it. And then there's also the third option, leaving them completely isolated with no female interaction at all. Just some poor lonely hand fucker with the only pussy he gets to see being pixels on a screen. <--- my current predicament actually lol

Im a little scatter brained on what Im actually looking for in this conversation. but if you felt a twinge of amusement reading this post then your probably on the right track, so go a head and shoot me a message.

Posted Jun 12, 2026, 12:45 PM UTC

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