Huge shoutout to the twin cities' protests for helping me master "Research Methodology" from my stationary car

Dear Bahria University and the universe at large,
I would like to formally and most sincerely apologize for my utter lack of foresight today. Clearly, leaving home at 4:00 PM for a 5:30 PM exam was amateur hour on my part. I foolishly forgot to factor in the absolute predictability of the entire city shutting down.
My deepest apologies for the following operational failures:
Not owning a helicopter: I really should have anticipated that Margalla Road, 26 Number, Srinagar Highway, and Peer Wadhai would all simultaneously decide to transform into permanent parking lots today. My bad for relying on roads.

Failing to teleport: I am currently sitting in gridlock traffic watching the clock tick past 5:30 PM. It turns out that my coursework hasn't covered network routing protocols for escaping a literal physical blockade yet.
On the bright side, this is an excellent real-world case study for my Research Methodology exam.

My Hypothesis: The probability of missing an exam approaches 100% when every major artery in Islamabad is blocked.

Data Collection: I am currently observing the same static bumper of a Mehran for the last 45 minutes. The data is highly consistent.

To my fellow batchmates currently sitting in the exam room: please secure a passing grade for me in spirit. To the management: if anyone knows how to patch a container blockage out of existence, please drop the script in the comments.
Stay safe, everyone. If you need me, I'll be living on Srinagar Highway for the foreseeable future.