32M Tell Me Something You Probably Shouldn't Admit Online

My hobbies include opening the fridge, forgetting why I opened it, and accidentally turning a 10-minute YouTube video into a 4-hour journey through ancient shipwrecks and raccoon documentaries.

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Looking for fellow weirdos, goblins, and sleep-deprived cryptids to exchange terrible jokes, random thoughts, and stories that start with "I probably shouldn't admit this, but..."

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Requirements:

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• Be capable of holding a conversation

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• Have at least one embarrassing story

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• Be at least 3% unhinged

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Tell me a random fact about yourself. The stranger the better.

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Let's skip the small talk and get straight to the nonsense.