43 [M4F] #EST-Are you a smartass? Good, let’s make each other laugh

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So, let’s start with the fact that it’s been nearly two years without any physical intimacy for me, so I’m starving for attention a little bit. But at the same time, I’d really love to be able to build something lasting and fulfilling with the right someone. The physical side is only a part of it. 

I’ve had experiences where the emotional attraction was very strong, but the physical didn’t match at all. Or the opposite, a strong physical attraction, but no substance other than that. I want both, and I dont think that’s too much to aim for. I’m happy to exchange pics early to avoid that potential letdown. 

I’m a married dad of two little boys (9 and 4), living in New York. Ideally you’ll also be a parent and also live in EST. 

I’m told by the majority of people that I’ve spoken to on here that I’m a good looking guy. I’m tall and broad shouldered, and have blue eyes. I hear that they are one of my best features. I have a beard as well, though it’s kept well groomed, and a handful of tattoos that are all covered by clothing. 

I have a lot of different interests, so it should be pretty simple for us to find plenty of common ground. We can talk movies, music, art or sports. I also enjoy working with my hands (painting, drawing, woodworking).

I want that witty banter that people have when they really are a good match. I want a physical attraction to match. Let’s not kid ourselves, both are equally important. I also have pretty open availability, so you should too. Exchanging a few messages throughout the day, or disappearing for the weekend is not ideal for me. So if you’ve got the time to devote to really building something special, I’m a pretty damn good investment if I do say so myself. 

The more silly and goofy you are, the better we’ll get along. We’re going to laugh a lot. So take the chance, send an introduction. I can promise that I’ll go out of my way to make sure it’s not a waste of your time. 

*notabot

Posted Jun 12, 2026, 12:53 PM UTC

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