Dear GayBros, can we NOT make people waste their gas in this economy?

Fuck the fact that I already wasted my time washing up. Making someone drive out to you just to ghost the minute they're in your parking lot/drive way with these gas prices? Oh, no, no, no, no, no baby, you got me fucked up. You're lucky I have enough sanity and respect for your neighbors that I'm not banging at your door shouting at you to open the fuck up like I'm part of a SWAT raid.

If you change your mind, just fucking say that BEFORE you send someone an adress and ask them your ETA and all that bullshit. Bitch next time I'm bringing a hose and I'm siphoning at least a whole gallon from your car and even putting sugar in it afterwards, mother fucker!

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