Hypothetical situation: You just lost your job, and your girlfriend left you.

You just lost your job for "gross incompetence". Your girlfriend, who has been gradually losing interest in you for months now, finally actually pulled the plug on your relationship.

But here's the twist: you have no marketable skills, and there are huge, unexplainable gaps in your resume. Also, you're not that good looking. Or funny.

What do you do? (Hypothetically)