The giraffe in my room

I entered my new house expecting the drawing room to be tiny.

It was not much different from what I thought, except it's really tall.

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I don't remember having a giraffe as a pet, but it's fine; I could get one later.

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But wait...

If I fit one in, this three-blade guillotine would decapitate it.

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Glad I looked above.

I almost thought this fan was off, but it is at absolute maximum speed! yet it remains silent.

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What's good, mate! May I borrow your giraffe?