Fill in the blank with something humorous and true. "My DA was so avoidant..." (my answer:) that he was considering getting cryogenically frozen for the future.

I've been getting over my break up with my DA. No contact, I told him I don't want to speak unless he goes to therapy.

I miss him a lot. I frequently reread our previous texts for various reasons. Sometimes I'm angry. Sometimes I want to smile. Sometimes its our spicy messages lol. Etc. I'm just

One strategy I use to get over break ups is write down everything negative and how it made me feel. And then, I rename their name in my phone to "READ LIST", so I can remember to read the list to stop myself from reaching out. So, when I obsessively read over our messages, if I find something that makes me feel bad or I don't like, I'll write it down.

And I just came across that message lol. That he was heavily considering cryogenics.

My DA is so avoidant he may pay to try to avoid death and in the process just lose all his relationships and social relationships.

Good luck to him I guess!

So, I just wanted to invite anyone to contribute something silly or humorous that came about as a result of their avoidance. Something that might make us chuckle and make light of it a bit.