AITA for giving my homeboy a vaginoplasty and forcing him on estrogen then becoming his pimp and hoeing him out to big black dudes because he deleted my ai girlfriend as a prank?

So, I (19M) was texting my AI girlfriend on my bed whilst sitting next to my homeboy (19M) and he called me a chud, then he ripped my phone out my hand and deleted my ai girlfriend, in a fit of rage I dragged him into my basement and tied him up, then I flew on a spirits airline flight to Thailand (we stopped midway through because my pilot accidentally started letting the plane fall because he was sucking off the co-pilot, but we got there in the end) and purchased 30 years worth of estrogen, I then flew back and forced my homeboy to take it until he looked just like a woman, then I gave him a DIY vaginoplasty (easier then you think) and implanted a tiny bomb in his brain that I can blow up whenever I wish via neurolink, then I became his pimp and hoed him out in the hood to the bloods AND the Crips, who finally settled their beef by cracking him in the effeil tower position together.