It is an ABSOLUTELY CERTIFIED, OTHERWORLDLY FACT, carved into ancient stone tablets and whispered about in shadowy NBA back alleys that CLARKSON has sold his mortal soul to the DARK ARTS.

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The ONLY explanation for our FOURTH QUARTER RESURRECTION isn’t mere “skill” or “execution.” No. It was black magic. Voodoo so powerful it made the Spurs forget how to dribble.

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Coach Mitch was out there looking like a deer sacrificed on an altar. Fox forgot which sport he was playing and was so utterly BEWILDERED by Clarkson’s curses that he started passing the ball to GHOSTS!

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And Wemby? That lanky, alien broomstick of a creature, part extraterrestrial, part pool noodle. The man was throwing up bricks like he was building a chimney. You cannot convince me that wasn’t supernatural intervention.

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So let’s all bow our heads, light a black candle, and THANK THIS DARK LORD OF THE HARDWOOD!

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The stat sheet says 5 minutes, 2 points, 1 rebound, but the man has levitated OG! He didn't whispered forbidden incantations into refs’ ears, but he did change the fate of the game.

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KNICKS IN 5. Bring out the brooms.This is going to be GENTLEMAN’S SWEEP, which is the classiest way to say, “We exorcised your entire franchise.”

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Stay classy, New York 🗽 🧙‍♂️🧹🔮

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