Baby

I am 3 weeks away from giving birth. I have been pretty levelheaded with hormones this entire time (I have come to the peaceful conclusion that my MIL is just batshit fucking crazy over the past few years).

At our 25 week growth scan we got the 3D images of baby. My MIL chanted, “OMG noooo DIL your genes didn’t even try. That’s ALL my son. She looks EXACTLY like him.” FIL agreed with me when I said to her, “literally she just looks like a baby.”

At our 32 week growth scan we got more 3D images. Everyone kept saying how much baby changed and she looks so much like me– even members of my husband’s family. FIL said, “wow DIL, she actually looks a lot like you.”

This made my MIL LOSE IT. She was SO upset. Actually ANGRY. She started freaking out, “there’s no way that baby is going to look like DIL. I had a dream she’s going to look exactly like my son.”

When BIL and FIL said how baby has my nose, she cut them off and said, “WELL DIL and my son have the same nose, so technically she gets it from him.”

She then showed up the next week at our baby shower with a onesie that says, “I love that we don’t have to talk about I only look like my Daddy.”

I literally rolled my eyes in front of everyone and sighed.

Man idk I have never really cared if baby looks more like me or my husband but now I am SO spiteful because of how upset/over the top she’s been about this. Please pray that in 3 weeks that baby comes out looking exactly like me so I can be petty the rest of her life LMAOOO