I would totally be a communist, if it weren't for modern communists

Like fuck yea, just go all hippy, no one has to work, just eat potatoes or whatever. Put lsd in the tap water. Women should stop shaving and so on. But whenever I see like a political activist or campaigner who calls himself a communist, it's always the most cringe shit that has ever existed. I don't even want to talk to them, because it's just unbearable to even watch.

Give me someone like Stalin, I'll have no problem. He I can atleast talk with man to man, there's something in common. He was also a criminal=person with free will, so there's actual personality traits I can respect. He also stood on business and got things done.