Fuckass mosquitoes

I don't know why they're drawn to me of all people. They need to fuck the fuck off. Even if I'm in a group it seems like I'm the one who gets bitten the most. All the bug spray and citronella candles in the world don't seem to make a difference. My boyfriend and I were cooking in his backyard the other day and he lit a candle because he knows the little fuckers go after me. Unfortunately it did nothing, even though I spent most of my time standing right next to the candle.

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I really don't get it. It's not like I have a rare blood type or anything. I'm B+. You could throw a rock and probably hit somebody with my blood type. So what gives?!