#notliketheothergirls and gayboy posting: moments where you realized your attraction to men isn't mainstream enough?

1. when my coworkers were talking about how hot tall dudes were and other #booktok related size kink nonsense and i (very obviously disgusted) said i wouldn't fuck a guy over 5'7 because i need to know i can beat his ass with a cast iron pan if shit got domestic and they looked at me like i started speaking olde high german

2. when i spent a semester plotting to fuck this 5'4 11/10 from cambodia in my french class. he was too shy to speak english and he couldn't speak french whatsoever.... i was bewitched by his situational mutism and my perverted kindness caused him to imprint onto me like some sort of calvin klein model duckling who had the misfortune of catching sight of a deeply mentally unwell individual before its actual mother. he spent the semester laughing at my shitty jokes and turning those big brown puppy eyes towards me when he needed guidance.... i didn't do shit for him so on a material level he was getting about as much help from me as ariana grande gets from her general practitioner but it was still heartwarming to watch him turn to me for help time and time again..... anyway when his spoken english got to the point where he would start expressing opinions (even just to talk about music and tell me how funny i was) i got annoyed and ghosted him

3. when i told the above story to my friends and emphasized my main takeaway from the situation was "fuck the hot international student before his spoken english gets to a solid B2" and they all lovingly looked at me like i was completely insane before agreeing that i'm not actually a lesbian in denial (a regular conversation topic, given my love for abusive women) i'm just a fucking genius

wbu you girls and gays? any stories?