This was just a dumb idea I had while playing hunger games simulator with my friends. Do you guys think this is accurate?

  
1. lola - canonically good at fighting, not afraid of conflict, good at physical labour, likeable character to capitol citizens because she’s very entertaining.

2. jay - a true survivor, every day is a hunger game for him. otherwise i’m certain he would win but he would probably end up sacrificing himself for either lola or matthew, also he’s maybe too wild for capitol people.

3. judd - canonically good at survival, pretty sadistic. also hot, which the capitol people love.

4. mila and lotte - canonically cannibals, which would benefit them a lot in the games. the capitol people don’t want to see cannibals win though, so they would be killed off by gamemakers.

5. matthew - i see him as a very strategic and social player, so that could get him pretty far. he would use the others for his advantage. also has a very likable personality for capitol people. eventually i think the other players would outshadow him though, since he isn’t known to be particularly violent or resilient.

6. ali - she’s a badass. doesn’t shy away from conflict, and seems like a good fighter. i feel like her personality would be very liked among the capitol people.

7. charles - ”like a fart, silent but deadly.” he’s athletic and doesn’t seen to have a particularly high moral compass to prevent him from killing. though he is also canonically pretty dumb.

8. andrew - would do surprisingly well by hiding, he is canonically good at it. but terrible in terms of everything else.

9. val and kurt - they’re known for being menaces to society. i feel like they would team up and go on a killing spree, but end up killing each other instead.

10. devin - she would play a good social game, but i feel like she just isn’t a physical player at all. also she wouldn’t have a lot of survival skills in general.

11. gina - she’s canonically smart and hot, would be liked by the capitol people 

12. jessi - i feel like she would just accept her faith from the beginning, but in a very jessi-like manner, would make it surprsingly far nevertheless. she would be portrayed as the rebellious type, which capitol people secretly do love.

13. leah - i feel like she would be pretty average. she isn’t known for being particularly good at anything that would be useful in the games. although she is hot and funny, so she would be liked among the capitol people 

14. caleb - he’s smart but he lacks social skills so he would probably be unable to form strong alliances. also would most likely get really anxious from the start.

15. elijah - he’s just too nice. i see him sacrificing himself early on. 

16. missy - really smart, but she canonically barfs at violence, so she would make a terrible fighter/killer. would most likely get up to some ”lets use the power of friendship” bullshit and get herself killed.

17. devon - canonically an old man with lots of health issues. 

18. nick - known for being weak af and giving up easily. not good at physical labour and a very bad fighter. would be among the first to die.

Ranking the big mouth kids/teens based on how well i think they would do in the hunger games.