The Ballad of Jinx Butterfly
Who is the maid with the twin pigtail hair
Who sleeps on moonbeams and dances on air
With tears made of starlight and a heart full of star bright
Whose infinite wisdom surpasses a sphinx
It's Earthland's own sweetheart, our dear guardian Jinx
And under the shimmer and rubies and twirls
Lies hidden a fierce and adventurous girl
The forces of evil that lurk in the night
Will cower in fear when this shooting star ignites!
Shooting starlight like a born star guardian
And wreaking havoc like an angry barbarian
She rocks her Shiro gun and Kuro RPG!
No other guardian compares to Ji-i-inx!
'Cause she's a rebel guardian, she's the best
She's a supernova in a hot pink dress
She's a thunderstorm roaring through the night
She's our shooting star, and she's lighting up the sky
Shooting star shining in the night so bright
She started to attract a pair of devious eyes
The villain rose up from behind a darkstar cross
She drove it away, but didn't know what she had lost
Fragments of Ahri's old guardian friends...
How could she know Zoe would take 'em for herself
She confessed to her teammates all full of dread
The team exchanged a look, and this is what they said
This is what they said, this is what they said:
We will keep your silence for you
From Ahri, Neeko, Sarah, and the high commission too
To keep the peace we will play the game
Guardian secret from guardian shame
Guardian secret from guardian shame
Guardian secret... One last to tell
A guardian under true love's spell
Who is the girl in pink sailor attire?
A princess of Jinx's deepest desires
I don't need to show it, I think we all know it
But just to be certain, I'll say it again
Jinx Butterfly is in love with ther bestfriend! (and her name is Luxanna Crownguard!)
FOREVERMOOOOOOREEE !
(This is a parody of Star Vs the Forces of Evil - The Ballad of Star Butterfly)
Posted Jun 13, 2026, 5:26 PM UTC