Tried makeup for the First

As the title says. It was a fun and nervous experience for many reasons. For one thing we need to give women credit this stuff is hard also buying make-up as a man in a store made me feel like a wanted fugitive. I kept dodging this one slightly older lady, eventually she got near me and was saying "you don't have to keep moving out of my way don't mind me," I said I was buying make-up for my gf, then she complained about the stores layout being stupid yada yada. There were boys walking around who looked like they could rip me in half with their words if they noticed me. All that and the trillions of colors and shades and brands. I think I did okay for my first time, though how in the world do you apply make-up so that I don't look like a man with makeup lol?