Ilya Rozanov: Captain of the fun police [Ilya POV] | Author: Me

Completed Fic | My Work

Overview:

  • Title - Ilya Rozanov: Captain of the fun police
  • Rating - Mature
  • Pairing Tag or Character Tag - Ilya / Shane
  • Author - Yours Truly
  • Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/86654136
  • Words: 6,796 (was so close to the most immature number of all time 😮‍💨)
  • Chapters: 1/1

Summary:

Ilya Rozanov, now captain of best team in the league spent years learning how to love Shane Hollander. Tonight, all of that hard-won love is being tested by one extremely drunk husband, who has consumed eight whole beers, lost his scarf, and developed a single urgent and non-negotiable need: To sit in Ilya's lap. While Ilya is driving.
Or: Shane gets drunk for the first time in a long time, and Ilya comes to collect him, married life turns out to be a confiscated phone, a barbecue invitation from four strangers, and the most beautiful idiot in the world in tears over something stupid and thirty centimetres.

My Thoughts:

I have none. I've been writing for too long, but it's been extremely fun. I don't usually like a drunk and childish Shane, but the prompt was far too hilarious to pass over. Thank you for the fun prompt  u/LLD615!

Posted Jun 13, 2026, 5:39 PM UTC

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