Ilya Rozanov: Captain of the fun police [Ilya POV] | Author: Me
Overview:
- Title - Ilya Rozanov: Captain of the fun police
- Rating - Mature
- Pairing Tag or Character Tag - Ilya / Shane
- Author - Yours Truly
- Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/86654136
- Words: 6,796 (was so close to the most immature number of all time 😮💨)
- Chapters: 1/1
Summary:
Ilya Rozanov, now captain of best team in the league spent years learning how to love Shane Hollander. Tonight, all of that hard-won love is being tested by one extremely drunk husband, who has consumed eight whole beers, lost his scarf, and developed a single urgent and non-negotiable need: To sit in Ilya's lap. While Ilya is driving.
Or: Shane gets drunk for the first time in a long time, and Ilya comes to collect him, married life turns out to be a confiscated phone, a barbecue invitation from four strangers, and the most beautiful idiot in the world in tears over something stupid and thirty centimetres.
My Thoughts:
I have none. I've been writing for too long, but it's been extremely fun. I don't usually like a drunk and childish Shane, but the prompt was far too hilarious to pass over. Thank you for the fun prompt u/LLD615!
Posted Jun 13, 2026, 5:39 PM UTC